Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Kailei-ism's

Kailei: "Hey Keara how much did your braces cost?"

Keara: "About $5000 dollars"
Kailei: " Wow, we must be thousandaires."


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Kailei: "Mom, you are a terrible singer!"
Me: "What? That's not very nice. I hope you don't say that to any of your friends."
Kailei: "I don't. They aren't terrible."


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"My stomach doesn't have the guts to walk. 
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"Don't touch my hair please. It's burning with flames of hotness."
 


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"Watch out...there is an unshirted man coming our way."  

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"Your eye shadow doesn't look so good Mom. Sorry. It's the truth. It comes from the heart."  

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