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"No offense Mom, but my doorknobs are so last season."
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Guys should never wear tights to dance in...not even for The Nutcracker. I'm seeing his jumbles."
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"If cleaning were a class, I would totally fail."
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Kailei and Zeb in the car.
Kailei: "Ugh, they are going to show the puberty video today."
Zeb: "Oh, that is kind of a bummer."
Kailei: "It's not even really a puberty video. It's just about periods."
Zeb: "Ah, periods."
Kailei: "Wait a minute! YOU know about periods?"
Zeb: "Well..yes."
Kailei: "Oh, I get it. Mom told you, didn't she?"
Zeb: "That is exactly right."
Kaieli in her Mom voice: "Oh hi Zeb. I guess you know I have to wear periods."
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Me: "I need you to clean up your bathroom please."
Kailei: "I already did. Boy, I get so tired of picking up Keara's stuff She leaves it all over the place."
Me: "Hmmm, like the stuff you left all over my bathroom?"
Kailei: "Exactly! So you know how I feel, don't you?"
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I rolled down the window of the car for a minute and Kailei stuck her head out the window and said, "I feel so alive! Hakuna Matata!"
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"You put the 'nito' in 'incognito'."
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Kailei: Did you get some cookies?
Me: Sorry, but no.
Kailei: You failed me mother.
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(On Mother's Day)
Me: "I think every day should start like this. Breakfast in bed..scrambled, eggs, peach tarts.."
Kailei: "We are going to need a lot of peaches."
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