Kailei-ism's

As I was prodding my daughter to get to bed, she responded with "Can't you just give a woman a moment?!"
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"I am _so_ going to rock school this year!"
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"I switch up my earrings every morning.  Small, then big, then beautiful." 
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Me: "Can you be a little neater?"
Kailei: "Mom, you know that's not one of my subjects."
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We were trying to figure out what an inscription read on a watch we found. It was tiny and we were having a hard time. Kailei offered her assistance and said, "Let me try. I have small eyes."
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"How are babies made if they aren't adopted from China?"  
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"and when I eat the brownie it goes into my vault of wonderfulness." 
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"I think I just burped up tofu."